Author Topic: HAHA! Funny as hell video (Read 12086 times)

_tom_ · « **on:** May 09, 2006, 03:07:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEsktRiCXo&search=bas%20rutten

AHAHAHAHA! "Dongdont joo ever doo diss!"

Soo funny!

willo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2006, 04:01:05 PM »

does he make those noises when he is beating you up for real?

badgermark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2006, 04:29:34 PM »

He is possibly the most dangerous man ever to get in a fight with. I've seen another of his videos where a guy starts on him, and in 30 seconds das is stradling him, punching him in the face with his keys between his fingers.

Fooking scary.

Davey · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2006, 05:26:07 PM »

lol, its hard to keep a straight face

though, that stuf is for real. in a street fight you have to deliver the first blow if it comes on a 1on1 fght, because that is most often the last one, if it sits.
a lot of those moves come from aikido and let me tell you, that shite works!

_tom_ · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:19:33 PM »

hahah yeah I bet he'd knock 10 shades of sh*t outta someone if they pissed him off :lol:

I just cant help but laugh at that video though.

sambo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2006, 07:12:40 PM »

someone is telling ME that about my wife.... im sorry sir, im gonna break your leg...

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAA

Kilby · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2006, 08:58:29 PM »

Jeez he sure likes other peoples testicles !

Take it from me if he met somebody who had any real ability with Akido (or Tai Chi) he would be toast.

He armlocks people then starts hitting them, people who know a decent amount of Akido just destroy the limb or it's tendons as soon as they take lay their hands that limb :) or if theyre feeling nasty they just drop their opponant on the back of their head and break their neck.

Still I would much prefer him on my side (to say the least), he is one sick puppy.

Rob...

maliciousteve · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:32:28 PM »

Dont do that to....EL WHOPPO!

dave_mc · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:32:43 PM »

where do you get a chair or a table in a street fight?

will the opponent stand there to let me beat the living cr@p outta him?

Do i have to talk in a comedy accent?

:lol:

good stuff, though.

Kilby · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:37:04 PM »

Quote from: dave_mc

where do you get a chair or a table in a street fight?

Hey Iv'e seen what happens in Ikea

Rob...

dave_mc · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:39:28 PM »

^ :lol:

Sifu Ben · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:17:53 AM »

Um Kilby, his fight record kinda speaks for itself. The guy professionally fights jujitsu and aikijutsu fighters in Japan and was undefeated for about 5 years. To be honest I've met very few Aikido guys who could handle themselves once the punches start flying, and joint locking for real (especially against someone who's drunk, on speed and borderline schizophrenic) is a very different ball game to locking in an Aikido Dojo.
I must admit, his delivery is amusing, and he does seem to have an obsession with testicles.
One of the most dangerous men I know is a Kyokoshinkai teacher who used to work the door in Buenos Aires, and he always says (read this with a comic argentinian accent) "You know, I have been in over 300 street fights, I've knocked out 150 people with kicks to the head, but I never once kicked anyone in the balls. I never considered that was fair." :lol:

Sifu Ben · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:30:01 AM »

Indeed, here's Bas against some of the best ring fighters in the world (including several Ultimate Fighting champions such as Maurice Smith and Frank Shamrock)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpX_UqXI-d4&search=bas%20rutten

Kilby · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:51:26 PM »

Hey Ben,

I'm not going to disagree with you, as very people who 'do akido' have been taught how it is supposed to be used. The teachers I had where mostly ex military who had worked through several martial arts (including that nasty Israeli one who's name I forget) before settling on Akido as the final one.

Certainly they taught (for real world issues) not to bother with locking joints, just break it or tear the ligaments and worry about any legal problems later (should things have looked so dangerous that is). Other styles techniques where brought in as nessicary when some additional force was required.

However I realise that such teaching is a little outside of the norm.

I definately worry about his testicle infatuation, and he is definately not a person to get on the wrong side of.

Though the question is can he run faster than me ;) and what would he do if his opponant had left his testicles at home that evening :)

Rob...

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2006, 06:29:10 PM »

Lenny McLean would have knocked that shmuck out in one punch!

(He was a bare knuckle fighter)

Author Topic: HAHA! Funny as hell video (Read 12086 times)

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