Author Topic: a cure for sneezing!! (Read 14041 times)

maliciousteve · « **on:** May 12, 2006, 03:34:17 PM »

i found a really quick and effective cure for sneezing too much due to hayfever....

BEER!

straight out of the fridge, in my mouth.....yum....sorted! :lol:

dave_mc · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2006, 10:48:39 PM »

chop off your nose?

sellotape your nose?

I'm kind of strange. I sometimes get it (very rarely, luckily), but it's totally random, and frequently not on the days with the high pollen counts, lol

:?

Ratrod · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2006, 01:56:40 PM »

As you grow older, the hayfever becomes less. I haven't had a serious attack in years. It used to be a real pain in the @ss.

Bainzy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2006, 04:24:51 PM »

I've noticed that - when I was about 10-14 I got it REALLY bad, now it's not really that bad, more like a slight cold.

dave_mc · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2006, 04:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Ratrod

As you grow older, the hayfever becomes less. I haven't had a serious attack in years. It used to be a real pain in the @ss.

I dunno, I never noticed it till I was about 16 or 17. I moved house around then, and a mate of mine who happened to live close to me suffered from it. Possibly psychological, lol. Although it's always been very mild, so it's possible I always had it, and like Bainzy, just put it down to a slight cold...

i have no idea, lol.

38thBeatle · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2006, 06:15:32 PM »

Mrs 38th ( who runs a health food store and is all knowing with regard to hayfever) would suggest things such as: Luffa ( a herbal tincture) Cider Vinegar and honey ( mixed) diluted in water, local honey( i.e. from bees near to where you live). I recommend Jack Daniels and lots of it- doesn't stop hayfever but stops you from caring.

schmendict · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2006, 11:09:53 PM »

I love sneezing.
It feels good.
:D

Ratrod · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2006, 03:24:41 PM »

Quote from: 38thBeatle

Mrs 38th ( who runs a health food store and is all knowing with regard to hayfever) would suggest things such as: Luffa ( a herbal tincture) Cider Vinegar and honey ( mixed) diluted in water, local honey( i.e. from bees near to where you live). I recommend Jack Daniels and lots of it- doesn't stop hayfever but stops you from caring.

There's also this stuff made from queen bee food that seems to work well. Also works for hangovers! (No kidding)

indysmith · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2006, 07:56:12 PM »

Quote from: schmendict

I love sneezing.
It feels good.
:D

Glad its not just me :lol: kinda sucks wen yu spray everyone with bogeys tho...

JamesHealey · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:40:56 AM »

Hay Fever cure..

Antihisamines
Allergy Nose Spray
Allergy Eye Drops
Clean ur hands after u've been out side, so u dont rub pollen into your nose/eyes.

and Local Honey carries propperties that prevent hay fever.

I suffer from cronic hayfever, and did the above everyday this year and i've not had a single problem not sneezed once..

crispsandwich · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:29:56 PM »

You could always have a steroid injection. The downside is you have to have it in your arse and you can't sit down for about a day 'cause of the pain the needle leaves behind :P. I'm not doing that again.

gingataff · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:21:11 PM »

never had it
I do like beer though.
Mmmmmmmm :twisted:

Petre · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:34:01 PM »

Quote from: maliciousteve

i found a really quick and effective cure for sneezing too much due to hayfever....

BEER!

straight out of the fridge, in my mouth.....yum....sorted! :lol:

amen to that! i don't suffer from hayfever but i get real bad colds. I once had this streamer, was horrible, but was invited to aprty which i didnt wanna miss so i went anyway. After a few beers i had none of my cold symptoms, and funnily enough, in the morning my cold was gone... just like that

Beer = holy water

Petre

Kilby · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:46:54 PM »

Quote from: schmendict

I love sneezing.
It feels good.
:D

Only if you are on Prozac.

Look it up ;)

Rob...

deg0ey · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2006, 01:17:51 AM »

Quote from: 38thBeatle

I recommend Jack Daniels and lots of it- doesn't stop hayfever but stops you from caring.

I would have to agree to that: Whisky is the solution to every problem in life...Hayfever? Turn to whisky...Exam worries? Turn to whisky...Your wife left you? Turn to whisky...

The list goes on, but it's late and I'm tired :drink: