lol, u serious? Coloured dots?
There is a guitar made (yamaha or summit) that the fretboard LIGHTS up with dots telling ya where to put ya fingers. Not too bad an idea for a beginner youngster on the face of it I guess. Might get bit confusing later on though, at a gig, string breaks (no spare axe) , borrow another bands guitar (which has fretboard LED's) AGGGHHH LOL!