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« on: August 18, 2006, 01:10:12 PM »
Hey I realise this is totally off topic off topic but what t he hell why not? I have recently started trying to do proper cooking with raw ingrediants and so far its not going good. I'm trying to stick with the pasta stuff as its cheap and can taste real nice if you get it right.
Are there any tallented chefs here or is the most complicated thing u can cook beans on toast  8)

Include recipies if you have any, basic ones would be good. Heres a recipie I made myself (not original at all but it can taste good)

cook 2 handfulls of pasta

Whilst this is going pan fry 200g of mince beef till nearly cooked, then add half a chopped onion, 3 chopped up garlic cloves and then wait till it all seems cooked.

Turn the heat down on the pan and add half a tin of chopped tomatoes with the cooked pasta. Mix it all up.

Finally Add Salt, Pepper and mixed Italian herbs, u gotta keep stiring and tasting all the time. Don't let it mash up too much!

This is dead cheap, easy to cook and tastes decent imo, I been eating too many readymeals lately and that stuff is no good!

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 02:20:08 PM »
Well I just "discovered" something that tastes really great. Beat 2 eggs, add some salt and pepper, and chop up some cooked sausages and put them in the mixture.. Then cook it like an omelette but move it around like scrambled eggs, then kinda push it into a rectangular shape so its like a regtangular scrambled omelette (hard to describe any other way :lol:) Cut that in half so you have 2 squares of egg then toast some english muffins... whilst they are toasting put a slice of that processed cheap cheese on top of each egg square to melt a bit, then when muffins are done put the egg, cheese and sausage slices in side and enjoy :D

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 04:13:04 PM »
Edit to add: if you're frying minced beef, it's best to leave it in a block until you've browned the outside a bit. Then break up the mince into chunks instead of breaking it down completely, so you're left with mouthfuls of meat instead of a homogenous sauce. That's my preference anyway.

A couple of easyish recipes:

Pasta Sauce
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In a large frying pan, brown an onion, some mushrooms (1 punnet) and some bacon (6 rashers, chopped up). I like to do these ingredients one at a time so there's room for them to brown nicely. Add some white wine and reduce a bit (one glass should do, leave the rest to guzzle). Add a pot of single cream, season to taste. I like to add a sprinkle of cayenne as well. You can prepare this in advance and just reheat it gently while your pasta's cooking. If the sauce gets a bit thick then just add a spoon or two of the water from the pasta as it's cooking.

Trout
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Get a piece of foil, around 10cm longer than the trout each end, lay it shiny side down lengthways on the kitchen top. Sprinkle some oil on the foil, put the trout on lengthways, shove 3 rashers of rolled-up bacon in the trout's cavity, sprinkle the trout with fennel seed, salt, pepper and add half a chopped onion. Sprinkle the top of the trout with a little oil. Now make a pasty-like parcel out of the foil by bringing the long edges togther and folding over slightly. When you get to the end just scrunch that together, make it look like a cross between a pasty and a christmas cracker. Put it in an oven pre-heated to 200C (or 180C if it's a fan oven). Cook for 25 to 30 minutes. Accompany with some boiled spuds.

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 04:20:07 PM »
get a pack of bacon


fry it twice


put it all between 2 pieces of bread


eat (with ketchup if desired)
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 05:32:23 PM »
Sounds terrible but it works, when you are browning the mince add a little cinnamon to it. Oh and don't forget to use a bayleaf and a little garlic.

Cinnamon also works wonders in an omlette (very small amount of cinnamon though it can be a bit overpowering)

When fruing rice, a bay leaf and some tumeric to the oil first.

BTW: When you are cooking pasta put a little olive oil on the water, firstly stops the starch bubbling over the top of the saucepan, secondly it coats the pasta and makes it taste better.

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 07:02:11 PM »
I'm a good cook, but I'm a total health nut with food, so most of the things I cook for myself aren't that exciting.  I stay simple and unprocessed as far as food goes.  However, when I cook for others I usually do a Mediterranean thing or something I adapt from one of my Naked Chef recipe books.  They're quite good; I recommend them to anyone.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 07:46:58 PM »
Hey Muso,

--Long post. Sorry.--

From the sound of it, it sounds like you were going for a Bolognese type
 of a sauce. The following is my girlfriend's recipe.

First off, the better the raw ingredients the better the final product. So try
 to use good olive oil (first cold pressed extra virgin). The same with
pastas, canned goods and freshly grated Parmesan cheese.

1 large onion
1 red bell pepper
1 carrot (for sweetness, but not necessary)
1 ˝ or 2 lbs ground beef (can include some pork and/or veal)
1 cup, or cup and a half of Half-n-half, or milk and/or cream (I prefer
 half-n-half)
28oz can good quality peeled whole Italian tomatoes
5 or 6 tablespoons tomato paste
Can of beef broth (stock)
Can of chicken broth (stock)
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Seasonings; salt, freshly ground black pepper, dried leaf oregano
 (sparingly, 1 teaspoon)


Small dice the onion, bell pepper and carrot and sauté in a large heavy
pot (like stainless steel or cast iron enamel is great, but NOT aluminum)
over medium heat, in olive oil, till wilted and the onions turn golden. I
usually salt the onions a bit to draw out moisture which helps in the
carmelization. Add the meat and brown while breaking it up into fine bits.
I usually salt the meat a little also for the same reason as the onion. Once
browned, add a cup of half-n-half and turn and fold so the meat soaks it
up. If it sucks it up in a second you can add a little more but not so much
that it’s sitting in it. Add tomatoes and their juice. I like to pinch out the
stem part of the tomatoes but it’s not necessary. Break them up with your
hands; just put it in the palm of your hand and squeeze, than in it goes.
Don't forget to add the juice also. Add both broths and tomato paste and
stir to mix. Season with freshly ground black pepper, a pinch or so of
oregano. Be careful with the salt because it will reduce a lot. The hardest
thing about this sauce is not to panic at this time because it will look awful,
sort of a gray nothing. Not much sense in tasting it either. Once it comes
up to a bubble lower the heat to a slow, low simmer. Just barely some
percolation on the top and you let it cook, uncovered, for about 5 or 6
hours. Stir often, every half an hour or so otherwise it will burn on the
bottom. It will come together, you just have to nurse it a bit. About an
hour or so before it is done you want to taste and reseason. You know
when it is about done when some fat pools to the top. Keep stirring it
together. For even better results let it cool after the 5 or 6 hours, stir well
and fridge it overnight. Next day bring it back up to a good simmer and
serve over pasta with freshly grated Parmesan cheese maybe even a
drizzle of good olive oil.

Best with some chunky type of pasta like rigatoni, fusilli, shells etc.,
something that can pick up the sauce. Doesn't do well with thin slick
pastas like linguini.

A few words on pasta. Use a large pot, an 8 quart is a good size because
you want a lot of water circulating around the pasta and you don't want it
to lower the temperature when you add it to the water. Salt after the
water has come to a boil otherwise you'll get pock marks on the bottom of
your pot. How salty? You should be able to taste it as salty. Italians would
say "…as salty as the Mediterranean."  Cook it, uncovered, till there is still
a slight resistance, a bit of a snap, when you bite into it as it will continue
to cook once out of the water. "Al dente" or "to the tooth" in Italian. Once
done lift it out of the pot if it's the type with a colander insert or take the
pot to the sink and drain the pasta into a large colander. Either way shake
the colander to drain as much water out of it as possible. Do NOT rinse.
Return pasta to the pot with a small splash of olive oil or a pat of butter
and mix. Also add a few spoons of whatever sauce you are serving to
keep the pasta moist and from sticking together. It also looks better when
you serve it with the sauce spooned on top as opposed to just the naked
pasta with the sauce on top. Serve immediately. Your sauce should be
done before you cook your pasta. The pasta shouldn't be made to wait for
anything or anyone.

I think that's it. Hope this helps and it's what you had in mind. It's not a
quick dish but it's simple with few ingredients. What other kind of dishes
are you looking to prepare?

Good luck.
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 09:36:04 PM »
A nice simple one from me too:
If you have some leftover boiled and chopped potatoes, you can use them in a kind of Bombay Potato type thingy by  slicing an onion, a finely chopped close of garlic, some ground cumin, ground coriander, a dash of chilli and a touch of freshly ground pepper.
Good quaklityn organic unsalted butter in a saucepan and heat, place the onions in first, give it a minute or two, place the spices in then the garlic and saute for a couple of minutes, place the potatoes in the pan and mix so that they take up the buttery spicy stuff and heat through. A coupole of minutes ought to do it and then, just as you serve it, pour plain fresh yoghurt on it and dish it up. If you want you can use a decent curry paste in lieu of the spices.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 09:53:37 PM »
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hahaha it could go in the cover inlay book thing! With little things on the side saying "Tim's Top Tip!" etc :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 09:55:16 PM »
wouldn't Tim's top tip (and mine actually) be, "before you start, always tie back your hair!"
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 09:58:00 PM »
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wouldn't Tim's top tip (and mine actually) be, "before you start, always tie back your hair!"


Probably..

I have a great idea for a sandwich now! Essentially a bacon sandwich, but somehow you have to make it really good, just so it can be called the Warpig :) :?

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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 10:00:42 PM »
best way to make a bacon sandwich is to cook the bacon a little bit at first, so that all that watery cr@p comes out

then take out the bacon and put it all on a piece of kitchen roll, then lose all the watery cr@p and put fresh oil in the pan

then cook it again

perfect :D
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 10:14:12 PM »
Better still, buy real old fashioned cured bacon-it shouldn't have the water in it-not that I eat bacon. My old man was a butcher.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 10:15:11 PM »
yeh but that stuff is REALLY expensive
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2006, 08:52:09 AM »
i rarely buy my meat in supermarkets, its all pumped full of water and various chemicals.  local butcher every time.  yes, it's a little more expensive but well worth it.  being a bit more expensive also encourages you to waste less.  how many times do you open a packet of bacon, use a couple of slices, then a week or two later have to throw the rest out?
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