From old dog to lusty dog. Why not?, life is short and we are not coming back anyway. If I could book some tennis lessons with Maria Sharapova....Mmmmm....even though I have not play in thirty years. 8)
if i got close enough to Maria Sharapova, i'd stab her in the throat so she'd quit that goddamn racket!!! reasonably attractive girl, although not that great, but i'd rather listen to....um....trying to think of something really bad, was gonna say westlife, but i'd rather cut my own head off!
okay, if she was screaming like that in the right circumstances, fair enough, but given the likelihood of that, and the fact that i don't actually find her attractive anyway, i still can't think of anything bad enough to compare to her yelping. maybe the ballads off Poison's first album? (bleeeurgh)
(yes Johnathon, i like "look what the cat dragged in", but really, "i won't forget you" is not a classic)