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Kilby

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« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2006, 01:39:53 PM »
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How about 50cent doing a christmas song with Mariah Carey with Take That on background vocals.

Somebody hand me a bucket, I think I'm gonna hurl.


I would suggest any of those 'artists' seperately nevermind combined at christmas.

I hope it's the bucket you ae gonna hurl, at them

May I suggest 95% of Oasis material should go onto the hell list.

Oasis = a group of builders helpers copying the Beatles (& Mott the Hoople), badly !

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« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2006, 11:58:37 PM »
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Goddam sicko... what the hell does "prev" mean?


i meant perv!

as in OOGLE

take candid photos and sell them to Heat magazine ;)
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« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2006, 12:05:31 AM »
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Goddam sicko... what the hell does "prev" mean?


i meant perv!

as in OOGLE

take candid photos and sell them to Heat magazine ;)


Ohh "Perv".... That's OK then...

I did look up what "prev" means and you need to find a length of nylon cord and and a salted herring. (You could use tin a tin of tuna but that's cheap). :P
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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2006, 10:42:39 AM »
Possibly the most depressing thread on the internet. Sit me down, it's all too much.

But more to the point - musical hell is walking into a music shop and hearing some kid play:
-Smoke on the Water
-Stairway to Heaven
-Sweet Child of Mine
-Anything by  :x:x:x -> Blink 182 <- :x:x:x

For over FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!
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« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2006, 12:12:18 PM »
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man, i'd hit her over the head w/ an sm57, then hit it HARD!!

I'd buy her a drink, a large one. I find it has the same effect, if you know what I mean. :wink:
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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2006, 01:02:23 PM »
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Possibly the most depressing thread on the internet. Sit me down, it's all too much.

But more to the point - musical hell is walking into a music shop and hearing some kid play:
-Smoke on the Water
-Stairway to Heaven
-Sweet Child of Mine
-Anything by  :x:x:x -> Blink 182 <- :x:x:x

For over FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!


Add the Zephyr Song to that list
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« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2006, 01:59:24 PM »
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Slade yet? Its that time of year after all :twisted:  :twisted:
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« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2006, 02:10:52 PM »
Nobody plays smoke on the water or stairway anymore

You cant do the No Stairway....Denied routine  these days

I have a rule that you cant leave my place UNTIL you play it

Or maybe this song for Xmas

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy!


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« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2006, 02:11:03 PM »
Tbh, I work for an insurance company and the music some of the providers play to us down the phone - yuk

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« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2006, 05:10:46 PM »
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at least you could prev on Mariah Carey!


Goddam sicko... what the hell does "prev" mean?

Guys like you make me ashamed of my gender. :roll:  :wink:  :roll:


You'd love to bend her over Dave you dirty bleeder!  :lol:


Just make sure you've got the ball gag handy.  ;)
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« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2006, 12:19:41 AM »
speaking of hold music...i was on hold to some mortgage place (i work in finance) and they had One Vision by queen as the hold music... the damn fools answered the phone just as Mr May was getting warmed up :(

bar-stewards!
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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2006, 11:27:33 AM »
In no particular order...

Having to play another gig at the Duke's Head, Leatherhead.. (We are not by the way - any time we are asked we'll be 'busy')

Both sort of American music - Country and Western  :lol:

Cliff Richard - about time he was wheeled out again for Xmas...


Agree with the thread regarding Mariah 'Why Sing One Note When You Can Sing Sixteen?' Carey - great until she opens her mouth...
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« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2006, 01:32:43 PM »
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Agree with the thread regarding Mariah 'Why Sing One Note When You Can Sing Sixteen?' Carey - great until she opens her mouth...


That mouth can be used for other purposes.  :twisted:
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« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2006, 01:43:45 PM »
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Quote from: mikeluke


Agree with the thread regarding Mariah 'Why Sing One Note When You Can Sing Sixteen?' Carey - great until she opens her mouth...


That mouth can be used for other purposes.  :twisted:



yep, drinking poison!

(yes, i know what your filthy little mmind had thought of, but do you really want her singing you to sleep after?)
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« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2006, 01:50:49 PM »
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(yes, i know what your filthy little mmind had thought of, but do you really want her singing you to sleep after?)


More like sing you to death <shudders>

Imagine her screaming in ecstacy during a night of passion, it would put you off sex for the rest of your life.

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