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On John Petrucci:
Wikipedia:
He was a largely self-taught guitarist who developed his skills through attempts to match the skill of his idols, who included Steve Morse, Steve Howe, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Al Di Meola, Alex Lifeson, Dave Murray, Allan Holdsworth. He has jokingly referred to his guitar idols as "the Steves and the Als".
Uncyclopedia
He was a largely self-taught guitarist who developed his skills through attempts to match the skill of his idols, who included Steve Vai, Steve Howe, Stephen V of Hungary, Stephen Harper, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Weird Al Yankovich, Steve-O, Stephen A. Smith, Al Gore and Steve Irwin. He has jokingly referred to his guitar idols as "the Steves and the Als".
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