Oh, where to start.
We'll go in order of seriousness- I personally have a shiteload of solo projects that I write in my spare time. I've completed one album which features a whole roster of songs around the theme of Communism and various aspects of it- the good, the bad and the ugly, as it were. I've also completed an album consisting of three extremely long "epic" instrumental songs, stories in music. And I started working on another one not too long ago which is about various mythological hounds in world mythology. :D
Now, "proper" band no. 1- T.A.N.K (Myspazz:
http://www.myspace.com/anorexicnoodle)
This is not really music. I'll get that out of the way first. It's a stupidly avant-garde noise outfit where many of our songs are based on chaos (and abusing the college music studio, since that's how we started up :D) and others are based on taking a theme and running with it to extreme lengths. I do guitar, some "drums" :D, vocals, keyboard, and a lot of the computer sequencing and sampling and shite. But that said, the other guys do drums, vocals, keyboard as well... we all just make mad noise, although myself and my mate Jonah are kinda the masterminds. It'll make your ears bleed, I promise. :D Not for the faint of heart.
Now, real bands: Northern Oak (
http://www.myspace.com/thenorthernoak)
This is a nature-themed folk metal band created by myself and the drummer at Uni here in Sheffield- I play all the guitars. We're still pretty young (only got properly formed in about February) and missing a bass player (but who needs bass players anyway? :D) but we're making serious headway- only got one song properly recorded, the live version of 'Aurora Diabolus' on the Myspace that isn't brilliant in quality, but we've got one gig properly confirmed on the 1st of May, another one tentatively just before that, and several other offers that we need to try and sort out. Damn you Summer holidays. :D
And secondly (and lastly, for those of you wondering how long this post is going to go on), AXIA (
http://www.myspace.com/axiarocks)
Japanese rock- we primarily play covers of J-Rock songs (that few people know, so they assume they're original :D) but we've got one original song done recently and there's another couple written. I joined them as lead guitarist back in December and had about two weeks to practice for a couple of gigs :D I'm the guy with the Gibson Flying V, although it ain't the best picture on the Myspace. I like this one from our last gig:

Yummy, Bare Knuckle Painkiller :D