Yes, I am also a sad guitar namer. :)
Ibanez RG670 - Bluebeard
Ibanez RG570 - Kitsune
Ibanez AS83 - Demi
Schecter Tempest Special - Honey
Schecter Ultra III - The Notorious B.I.G.S.B.Y.*
I also put "totems" inside some of my gear; for example, Bluebeard has a photo of the woman I got it from tucked in behind the trem springs, and there's an earring in the control cavity of Kitsune. Anybody else do this?
* not really :P