you need some 'no-more-nails', there's nothing that can't be fixed with that or blu-tack according to my missus :lol:
sounds like my alchoholic neighbour
i was building something in the garden that required two things to be stuck togther so decided to mix up a bit of super duper boat builders epoxy. nieghbour comes out and says its just not good enough... i should be using no-more nails.
5 minutes later he comes out with a tube to prove a point - my epoxy had already dried like rock but he still wasnt having it.