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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« on: January 27, 2008, 05:35:36 PM »
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

This says 25, but I have big brother experience, and reckon I could take 40 just by bullcharging and bodyslamming them, then getting up before they regroup. There'd need to be a huge weight of numbers to push a few of them onto my shins, and If they did grab hold, you just collapse on them and they're totally winded.

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2008, 05:51:30 PM »
26.

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Will

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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 06:12:50 PM »
I got 31
Heard about this site before, my mate got 33  :o

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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 06:34:50 PM »
25

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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 11:32:09 PM »
17.. ;_;
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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 12:11:41 AM »
24 for me, though I reckon I could slay a few more of the $%&#ers if they were charvers.

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 01:22:10 AM »
25. I don't think this website has any idea how malicious i am, and how much i HATE everyone/thing  :shock:  :x  :evil:
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 03:43:29 AM »
27, I think that's about right. =P

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 10:15:10 AM »
21 for me, I'm short but done Karate
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 10:26:55 AM »
32 but then I am short but can be especially viscious (when pushed)
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2008, 04:20:35 PM »
NONE!

I wouldnt hurt kids even if they were kicking my ass, ill smartmouth a whole lot though :roll:
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2008, 04:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Henk
NONE!

I wouldnt hurt kids even if they were kicking my ass, ill smartmouth a whole lot though :roll:

What if their not kids but evil blond super intelligent telepathic aliens just pretending to kids so they can conquer the world! :plasma:
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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2008, 05:36:33 PM »
I wouldn't bother fighting them, I would just get a weapon and destroy them all-for their own good of course.
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2008, 07:13:26 PM »
26 for me. I reckon I could easily take more though - especially if I was allowed to use one of my guitars as a make shift swinging weapon.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 07:14:22 PM »
Why do you need a guitar, just pick one of them up and swing the lil git around :P