Just replied to your "humbucker in a 75 Tele" thread - and now I read this...
I think you need the PRS Soapbar!! (Sorry...) Leave the tele as is and save for this.
I tried one the other week at Turnkey in London. The feel of the guitar itself wasn't quite "me" but it was very very nice. It has probably helped push me towards a possible "MQs in my Epi SG" decision - thanks for reminding that I have actually played P90 style pickups and liked it a lot, I'd completely forgotten...
We tried the PRS for 10-15 mins, I also tried a Gibson 335, and a cherry Les Paul (my favourite of the three) - but I ended up elsewhere buying a Gibson Explorer (played that one for 45 minutes!)
It sounds to me like the PRS "spoke" to you - that's how I buy guitars. Doesn't matter how good they're meant to be, if it doesn't speak to me then it's not mine. Equally, when it does speak to me... (I can't seem to get that across to the missus, when she goes "why don't you try it?" - at least she was the one who got her plastic out at the end of the 45 minutes, what a lovely woman she is!)