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AndyR

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #195 on: July 05, 2009, 11:36:02 AM »

"I wouldn't mind hanging out of the back of that..."


This is the sort of thing I can imagine Alan Partridge saying trying to be one of the lads.

:lol:

"Thats saaad!"

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Apparently it's a term in common use at the moment by a cricket team in Essex. I understand it's used mostly when members of the team are sitting on the boundary waiting to bat and a toothsome young filly appears, usually as a jogger or as an attendee at a wedding reception next door...

I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...

That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #196 on: July 05, 2009, 03:09:10 PM »
I hear there's another phrase, "you wouldn't bruise your b*ll*cks" on that...", that can be more appropriate, depending on the level of padding offered...

That one sounds a bit Alan Partridge too, if you ask me :lol:

 :lol: Not forgetting the Partridge classic "I would love to have it off with her"
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #197 on: July 05, 2009, 03:15:48 PM »
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #198 on: July 05, 2009, 03:21:30 PM »
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #199 on: July 05, 2009, 04:21:59 PM »
haha, I have a feeling I'm going to be watching some Partridge later thanks to this thread :lol:


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #200 on: July 05, 2009, 04:28:58 PM »
haha, jackanackanory!

To get the thread back on topic, theres just something about Olivia in Fringe! Well I think so anyway..


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #201 on: July 05, 2009, 10:05:40 PM »
"back of the net!"

probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #202 on: July 05, 2009, 10:11:58 PM »
have any of you guys seen the alan partridge ap for the iphone... almost made me want one - its basically the real life version of what happened in this thread

and just to join in


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #203 on: July 05, 2009, 10:16:28 PM »
"back of the net!"

probably one too many, but "in off the red!" always made me laugh. :D

 :lol: Perhaps we need a Partridge thread. "Jurassic Park"

« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 10:22:36 PM by Ian Price »
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #204 on: July 05, 2009, 10:20:56 PM »
"Butter my arse"
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"Ooh Ladyboy!"

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #205 on: July 06, 2009, 02:32:47 AM »
can we get this thread back on track please?

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #206 on: July 06, 2009, 07:36:44 AM »
OK - one for the 'anoraks'

What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #207 on: July 06, 2009, 06:44:36 PM »
This is such a mans forum.

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #208 on: July 06, 2009, 06:57:08 PM »
This is such a mans forum.

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #209 on: July 06, 2009, 07:10:11 PM »
OK - one for the 'anoraks'

What is the connection between Candy Dulfer and 'Lily'? In the musical sense....

a song?
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