I must admit I do sometimes watch Jeremy Kyle when I'm off work, but I can't see any point watching it every day. There are only about 3 different stories:
1. Lie detector tests for love cheats ("In the last 2 weeks have you had any sexual contact with anyone apart from the 4 people we've already mentioned?")
2. DNA tests to find out who's the father of some unfortunate little Britney, Kyle or Lasqueesha ("If it's mine I'll support it... by spending £5 less of my benefits on ketamine")
3. My child is going off the rails ("You know I love her to bits, I'll always be there for her... except when I'm in rehab and her dad's in prison")
And all the guests are stupid, ugly chavs (technically neds, I suppose, if they're Scottish). The only difference is whether they're young, old, fat (99.99999% of the women) or skeletally thin (the heroin addicts).
You can amuse yourself by trying to count their teeth, though (if any). :?
