He wants a high gain amp Matt - so yours won't be much use :(
A: PLAY your bloody guitar/s. Its all about the music, is it not?
Not to everyone it isn't!
As I said earlier, to me (and I would wager plenty of other folks, especially those who don't gig), it's about:
having fun
trying different gear out
hunting down bargains
learning how to modify guitars
the thrill of buying and trading
etc
etc
Plenty of us have guitars for the fun of guitars, regardless of the actual music.....