Do it Wez, do it!! :lol:
It's how SRV and Rory got some of their relicing done. I watched Rory do some "awful" things to his strat live. I saw SRV do it at Reading as well, though I was far enough away that I didn't realise what he was doing until I saw DVDs of various performances years later.
And of course, you could get some platform boots and black satin trousers, and a WIG!! (I've recently learnt :o), and practice strumming a few chords with your feet ala Ritchie Blackmore...