Well... quick update (just to get back on track hahaha... it's okay, I actually learned a little)...
Today turned into a new guitar day! Went back to the shop to show the J5 to my girlfriend... and believe it or not, she actually approved. So I gave the shop an offer they couldn't refuse, and I am now the proud owner of a shiny new J5 Telecaster (and not the Squire version either).
I really like the headstock, though it's better with 12 machine heads.
It's the rest of the guitar I think looks rubbish. Black Fenders with silver scratchplates all look rubbish in my book.
The headstock is actually really growing on me as well... my other Tele is starting to look like it's missing something lol. And I agreed totally with the chromed out pickguard being a little too much... so I also got a black with white 3 ply pickguard... which looks pretty sweet with the white binding around the body.
AND... just to make this completely relevant to the BKP forums... a BKP battle worn Aftermath is going in the bridge tomorrow!!! :D