Yep, I'm with Frank too. Except I do own some Gibsons now, admittedly "cheaper" ones, and ... I don't mind too much if I find scratches on those. Not too sure I'd like to see a Gibson taking a trip down the stairs though! :lol:
The only difference is that I do have some Roadworns. I reckon if you ever get into one of the periodic "I want a new guitar" modes we all suffer, and you play the right one for the right price, then you might well get it anyway even though it's pre-distressed - that's kinda what happened to me. The second one I bought was different, but the first one I did have to struggle over the relicing before I realised I just had to have the instrument itself.
I think you're right on the poly on the Baja, Ian. I have seen pics of Bajas that got dinged, and it'll be a big chip if/when it happens. Personally, that won't worry me too much if it did. The stuff that worries me is tuners getting damaged, frets getting grooves, wood getting damaged structurally, etc - the stuff that jeopardises playability.
In a way, it's a shame you've got a "story to tell" now, and no scars to prove it! :lol: