Just to clarify, my real objection isn't to humbuckers in teles. What bothers me is when people buy a Tele with a really sweet sounding bridge pickup and the classic bridge then rout a big hole in it, gut it and stick a super high output pickup in there. It just doesn't suit the look and feel of a tele to turn it into a drop-tuned baritone distortocaster, that's as bad as sticking a Kahler on a Les Paul.
What if you just build it that way, so it never had the classic bridge or sweet sounding bridge pickup in the first place?
(I suspect I know the answer!

But horses for courses, I wouldn't be fitting a super high output pickup anyway, probably more like a VHII...)