how many you got? and what are they
What, altogether? About 20 I think, which is bloody stupid for someone who plays as badly as I do. They're not all in working order though.
The ones I play are my green Gibson SG-X, Pete Townshend SG, The Paul SL, Edwards Flying V and my Am Std Hardtail Strat. And my 1965 Melody Maker (my only vintage guitar!).
"On the bench" (works in progress): PRS SE EG and a Tele I'm putting together from a mixture of Fender parts (it was an American Ash Tele, but I'm replacing the body).
Then the second division are a Double Fat Strat (also hardtail), Gibson Firebird Studio, another SG-X and Thinline Tele.
Semi-retired or just plain knackered: Spirit Steinberger copy, Gordon Smith GS 1, 1981 Hamer Special (my first "proper" guitar) and 3 (or maybe 4) home-made Superstrat type things.
Plus I have 3 basses and an acoustic which I hardly ever touch.
That's about it! :)