Author Topic: Zakk the Jakk@zz (Read 7076 times)

Bird · « **on:** April 06, 2007, 04:27:46 AM »

BLS is in town next week and I've got my tickets. Zakk was scheduled to do an in-store appearance at one of the local music stores. The in-store was just cancelled. Good friend of mine got to read the rider today and it was page after page of BS. So many cases of beer, line moves this fast, this many vans for transportation, bodyguards, Zakk can leave at anytime without explanation....blah blah blah..... This went on for a few pages so the music store said forget it. And this is the big nationwide chain so they've got the cash, but it was too much cr@p for them to bother. Big deal? No. Jackass? Yes. :?

FELINEGUITARS · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:16:01 PM »

Saw this quote in an interview with Zakk -

"I’ve been out on the road, I haven’t showered for $%&#in’ 77 days, I haven’t brushed my teeth in 77 days…NUTHIN’! No shower, no teeth brushin’, NUTHIN! Doin the shows, right? And here I am… sexiest $%&#er alive! (laughter from all) Now we know what the chicks really dig."

Don't know about chicks digging an unwashed (for over 2 months) sweaty bloke with a biker beard- Eew! PDT_047

Also pictured was Zakk’s leather vest, that actually stood up on it’s own, a result of being sweat infused for 77 straight days

Kilby · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2007, 08:34:52 PM »

I'm so glad that alcohol and touring don't impair Zakks decision making abilitys whatsever ;)

Philly Q · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2007, 10:03:55 PM »

Quote from: FELINEGUITARS

"I’ve been out on the road, I haven’t showered for $%&#in’ 77 days, I haven’t brushed my teeth in 77 days…NUTHIN’!"

Obviously that can't possibly be true, but why even say it? The waistcoat thing is pretty gross though...

... actually, if it is true, he's done you a favour by cancelling that in-store, Bird. :?

He's reaching the point where his "no-bullsh!t" persona is crossing the line into parody. Yeah, regular guy, pumps iron, drinks lots of beer (can he possibly drink as much as he says? He should be dead...). Now doesn't wash. Hell yeah. Yawn.

CUBE · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2007, 12:23:21 AM »

Quote from: Philly Q

Quote from: FELINEGUITARS
"I’ve been out on the road, I haven’t showered for $%&#in’ 77 days, I haven’t brushed my teeth in 77 days…NUTHIN’!"

Obviously that can't possibly be true, but why even say it? The waistcoat thing is pretty gross though...

... actually, if it is true, he's done you a favour by cancelling that in-store, Bird. :?

He's reaching the point where his "no-bullsh!t" persona is crossing the line into parody. Yeah, regular guy, pumps iron, drinks lots of beer (can he possibly drink as much as he says? He should be dead...). Now doesn't wash. Hell yeah. Yawn.

the real shitety part of the whole rider as it was told to me was No photo's or autographs unless you bought the new BLS from them.

i hope it goes well for him.
too bad its about the cash and not the fans.

Bird · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2007, 12:36:17 AM »

Seems he's becoming a real Diva

shaman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2007, 01:44:03 PM »

he did a promo deal for epiphone at one of the local radio stations here in Huntsville,Al...(NOT a big market...) he hung out most of the day at the station and hit the town that night-I was surprised it went as well as it did,actually-we do not see cats like that around here too often
...must of been day 75 or so...

Muttley · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2007, 04:44:13 PM »

Quote from: Philly Q

Now doesn't wash. Hell yeah. Yawn.

When The Wildhearts toured with Vai, Ginger and Devin Townsend had a competition to see which of them could go longest without washing.

Not sure who won, but later Ginger wrote a song called "You Smell Canadian" for the Supershite 666 side-project he did with Dregen from Backyard Babies. :lol:

Muttley

sambo · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2007, 05:03:38 PM »

haha!

whats the name of the drummer from the wildhearts? isnt he the one with the sort of waistcoat of tattoos??

indysmith · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2007, 05:06:20 PM »

i bet that vest funking STINKs.
I've got one of those leather Nixon watches, and after i've been skating or playing guitar for a while, it is the worst smell in the entire world, and you can't escape it. Leather+sweat=DISGUSTING

blue · « **Reply #10 on:** April 08, 2007, 03:38:00 AM »

ah the Wildhearts, i love those lunatics! god bless ginger's twisted little heart!! if there was any justice he'd be the biggest $%&#in rock star in the world!!!!

nfe · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2007, 03:37:05 PM »

That'll be the same Zakk that had to cancell a show in manchester and flee the city because the Angels were out for him for wearing biker colours and shouting his mouth of without permission.

Rock n roll huh?

Davey · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2007, 06:07:53 PM »

you got to know, that the record company and management have some say in this too, and it's not all zakks' fault.
for example the signing stuff only if you bought the album, that reeks of the label interfering with the whole deal.

Muzzzz · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2007, 10:21:16 AM »

^ Ah well, Zakk's a dick anyway. I wonder if he knows he's losing fans...

Ratrod · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2007, 11:46:52 AM »

Imagine how Zakk's beard will smell. 77 days of drooling, alcohol and junkfood remains. Maybe he ate some pussy here and there too.

Imagine the smell.........THE HORROR!