Good one on that Desiree one Sambo, had me in fits!
What about Jennifer Lopez,
Don't look at the rocks that I've got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
Best for me is Ugly by The Stranglers. The phrasing of these lyrics isn't shouted as it's written!
I could have read a poem called Ozymandias to her
Instead I lived for the moment
It was a futile gesture anyway
I was here, and she was here
Ana being broad, of minds and hips
We did the only thing possible
I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death
But I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid
Normally I wouldn't have minded but I'm allergic to sulphuric acid
Besides she had acne, and if you've got acne, well, I apologise for
disliking it intensely, but it's understandable that ugly people have
got complexes I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance
It's Only the children of the #$%!& wealthy who tend to be good
looking An ugly fart attracts a good-looking chick if he's got money
(x3)
It's different for Jews somehow. it'd like to see a passionate film
between the two ugliest people in the world. When I say ugly, I don't
mean rough looking, I mean hideous.
Don't tell me that aesthetics are subjective. You
Just know the truth when you see it, whatever it is
Muscle power (x4
