Telecaster. There's just nothing they could have done to make it more ugly. Except maybe put a naked picture of Rosie on there but that would only uglify it slightly. I actually really dislike the shape of Roo's baritone as well but the woods look gorgeous.
The only "pointy" guitar I like is the Carvin V220, but since I cut my hair and look fairly respectable (read: ordinary) now, it doesn't seem right for me to play a flamboyant guitar. For the longest time I hated everything about strats with a passion. Now I realized it's mostly the sound and bulky bolt-on neck heal I dislike, not the appearance. Maybe it comes from watching Yngwie, but I actually like the way it looks. I like some superstrats, but really pointy ones like the RG look too... impersonal... for me. Especially with a floyd rose.