No offence to any alpha males out there, but honestly, the only thing that goes through my mind when I see a tele is "Ghey!" (I cunningly misspelled that...)
I can't explain why, it's the shape, the stupid angled pickup, something, everything, I don't know, but they're just - in my mind - completely homeownersexual.
I'm not saying you are of that ilk if you play one, I'm just saying that every time I see one (being played by big hairy ugly people, or spotty teenagers alike), it looks like an uphill gardener, and it makes its player look like an uphill gardener.
There ya go, I said it! That's why I don't like Teles (Sorry phil!) :)
Roo