I didn't look too close and thought that ESP was an old Hamer Scarab (Not sure on the model).
I've got a few 80's era shredders hiding in corners:

A couple of Japanese Charvels. I found the Model 5A NOS in a store in Bangkok in 2002. They'd lost the case though. The Model 3B was in a store here in Kuala Lumpur a couple of years ago, again NOS. That one came with the original case. Haven't had the balls to play them out live yet though. Maybe when I was 30, skinny & in a metal band. Now I'm 47 and playing blues & classic rock with a bunch of other fat old farts? I think not :D
I've still got my beat-up Model 3 from my hair-farmer days as well. I never sell anything, which is probably why I have 38 guitars and an urgent need to thin the herd before we relocate back to Hong Kong next year.
I missed the Tele wall out of my original post:
