Lol Phil, you're not going to win me round - although you're right, there are some seriously pink guitars on that website!!
And sorry Dakine, I think it's the body shape - nothing you can do to make them look properly metal in my eyes. At least it's got humbuckers, I suppose. I think what I dislike is the non cutaway part of the body at the top of the neck, that and the headstock...
Oh well, back on track - carry on!